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Edgar, call me Ed. Edoro on AO3. Minors please don't follow, I will block you. 30ish. Professional enjoyer of weird shit. Fandomwise it's primarily Owl House with a sprinkle of whatever else I feel like.
lil bit of self-promo here - i am a broke disabled high-risk bitch and therefore limited in my employment choices! if you like what i do, please consider further enabling me to spend my time posting unhinged bullshit and writing by:
-shooting me an ask to see about buying your very own writing commission! i charge 5 cents per word (so $50 for 1k words) and we can talk about what fandom, characters, subject matter, length you want etc - I Will Do The Weird Stuff! just ask!
Okay so the absolute uncanniness of this video instilled such a terror in me no piece of horror media has ever done before to the point where by the end of it I genuinely thought I might throw up, and the lack of context really made it extra terrifying because in my shock I really couldn’t tell if the footage was real or not (the candid amateur-esque shooting is impeccable)
So I went ahead and dug up some information and this is actually a complication of clips from of a short (like 6 minute) film called The Centrifuge Brain Project that’s actually quite a humourous piece of surreal horror(??? I’m not sure what to call it really) in the form of a mockumentary. I highly recommend it.
As a personal side note I never considered “scientist-engineer with a questionable level of sanity designing horrifyingly dangerous pushing-the-boundaries-of-physics amusement park rides” was gonna end up on my list of Dateable Types but here we are
made a grindr profile and literally before i had anything but my name + age + approximate location, a guy messaged me to say hi, and his FIRST profile pic is him wearing a “Let’s Go Brandon” hat
what a rude welcome
okay but i did create a Sampler Pack album to send and i took an extremely cute saucy picture for it so at least there’s that
made a grindr profile and literally before i had anything but my name + age + approximate location, a guy messaged me to say hi, and his FIRST profile pic is him wearing a “Let’s Go Brandon” hat
need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the “cute manic pixie” way but in the “unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory” way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she’s like “bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it”
