All Things Grow

yummytomatoes:

There were four more drawings but I got lazy so have some gamkar 

wecansexy:

yoccu:

“This is the worst thing I have ever said in my life, but I want you to hit me as hard as you can.” - The Serendipity Gospels

so i

um

go read that fic ok

I FEEL LIKE THIS SHOULD GO ON MY PORN BLOG IT IS TOO SEXY TO EXIST. i could not have captured the perfect mood of this scene better myself oh my god??? GOD!!! TEREZI THAT IS NOT PALE. 

gamzee contemplates: a boner

i just

CANT THANK YOU ENOUGH THANK YOUuuuu

vastderp:

m-hm.

vastderp:

the-real-seebs:

rainbowbarnacle:

Luka. u_u

Luka you are a bad bad man.　

Totally. Doesn’t discuss sports, doesn’t like beer. Luka’s a horrible man.

swordfighting is a sport.

I can’t stop watching this gif, so I’ve given it to you, my followers, as a thoughtful gift.

vastderp:

squidbiscuit:

Here’s a chubby Rezi in her underwear and rainbow socks….Yep.

my chubby valentine.

rjestudio:

cyphercat:

soporsensuality:

spritemix-a-lot:

Come on dude, you know better than to request shit from me.

oh this is good

so one of my sexy headcanons for john is that he’s… well not exactly ace (more grey-a, I guess? I’m not super squared up on terminology re: asexuality I have to work on this)

mainly that he’s not at all interested in receiving sexual pleasure but that he’s super into the kind of emotional balance/gratification that comes from D/s play

so yah uh i really love seeing artwork that has that kind of dynamic, with John in a dominant position and giving but not getting. zillyhonk is kind of a crackship for me but it is a fun one to play with this kind of dynamic I think!

Seriously how do you have so many delicious headcanons? I would be so all about seeing more of that kind of dynamic, yum.

I love this ship just to be persnickity but actually …. that is… a really enticing way to view it because I am ALL OVER Dominant John. P. much the only kind of John I like haha ~

YES. This is a beautiful headcanon and I am adopting it posthaste.

wecanyaoi:

yoccu:

i think at this point youve all learned to not expect much more from me than this

the only reason they arent wearing clothes is because i was too lazy to draw them sorry kids choose your own adventure also watch out tag spam

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS……..

chazzerpansfw:

a hsg request, posting for ems benefit, em i promise ill draw ur actual trade soon, dont worry, its in the works

meowgon:

~KATSUNI’S REVENGE OF THE SEA RABBIT VIBRATOR GIVEAWAY~

Because that’s the classy kind of cat I am.

Sexy rules:

• One like + one reblog, that’s it, and no extra sideblogs
• You have to be cool with giving me your address
• Have an open ask box
• Be 18, seriously, you better be 18
• You have 24 hours to respond to my ask, after that, I pick another winner!
• Contest ends MAY 25th, 8 PM CST. 

Note: if you follow me, be forewarned I am largely a Homestuck blog.

rjestudio:

soporsensuality:

Spent way longer than I meant to on this, wow.

I really wanted to draw one of xeno’s tentabulge things

And I really don’t have anything to say for myself. I’m not sorry.

Don’t ever be <3 
(Is it bad for a minute I thought he was holding like a giant novelty-sized candycane? xD)
#i will reblog all jozee forever now