All Things Grow

renach4n:

edoro:

renach4n:

edoro:

Oh no, now I’m imagining Dave going and yelling at Gamzee for making Tavros act weird and feel bad. Could this be the start of a beautiful new rivalry?

(No Dave you don’t want to be kismeses with a subjugglator. You can’t win. He’ll knife-fuck your eye socket.)

John doesn’t see why HE has to know weird alien quadrants. He’s not a troll!

Hehehe. Gamzee sure wouldn’t mind if Terezi’s intimidation got REALLY sexy. ;o)

Rose also has this habit of getting into short black flings with trolls. The first time she and Gamzee and Terezi meet, it’s at some sort of fancy mob party and she and Gamzee end up hatesmooching in a dark cranny for a little while, while Jade and Terezi entertain each other and roll their eyes at their respective charges. (Rose thinks she’s the one in charge of Jade but she’s so, so wrong.) They come back and Terezi eagerly inquires about what kissing humans is like! Rose tries to be as dignified as she can with the back of her dress clawed open.

Dave doesn’t really want that, but his sister may be a horrible influence and in general he’s kind of bad about blackflirting when he’s just trying to fight with someone. He isn’t trying, really, it just kind of happens.

He is the bastard who makes stupid comments all the time, so he is going to understand unless he wants Dave to be more of an asshole. He doesn’t really want Dave to be more of an asshole.

Rose is fairly sure she has spent personal time with the couple far, far more times then is healthy. In other words more then once.

And then there was thoughts of Jade and Rose being adorable. I don’t think you’ve mentioned what Jade is up to here, just Rose. I am going to picture the two of them as a couple now, and fun things like Jade being amused as she deals with sick Rose, as Rose is pretty horrible sick. And getting on like a house on fire with Tavros and being way way too amused to tease the twins about this, as this was before Tavros and Dave got together.

Oh Dave. Terezi jumps in to auspisticize and Karkat is enraged forever.

Pft, John. Yes, you WILL learn. Dave makes Tavros educate him. He records Tavros explaining the quadrants while also being horribly distracted and forces John to listen to it.

Jade and Rose are definitely a couple. The best, most cutest couple. With the most guns.

Also, is ‘like a house on fire’ a good thing or not? I’ve never been able to figure that one out.

Dave is thankful as he knows he isn’t really interested, just he gets caught in the moment sometimes. More then a little. It may be good they deal mostly with kid trolls and not adult ones.

And John tries to get saved, but no one helps. Reap what you sow John, reap your assholery.

Jade and Rose spend their vacations globetrotting in the wild, off the grid for long spans of time. Dave is pretty sure the girls are crazy for liking being away from civilization.

The state of a house on fire is bad, but the phrase refers to how fast people connect. So here I meant Jade and Tavros connect really, really fast and Dave and Rose don’t know what to feel about that. But it’s just Tavros and Jade being friends.

Yeah, that is good. You’d be fucked if you pulled that with some of the older trolls, Dave. He also probably regrets it before Terezi auspisticizes between him and Gamzee, because subjugglators don’t half-ass displays of caliginous affection.

he doesn’t need ALL of his fingers

Gamzee would wear them

on a necklace

:o)

How would Dave feel about his sister and her girlfriend also being heavily involved in the organized crime in the city? Do you think he knows? 

And ahhh, I see.  Ha, yeah, everyone is sort of, “….??” and they just sort of laugh at everyone. Oh gosh, now I’m imagining them pretending to be falling DEEPLY IN LOVE just to fuck with Rose and Dave.