All Things Grow

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I did warn you about how I’m horrible to talk about with these things. I warned you dawg.

Hmmmm. YOU COULD MAKE IT AT THE SAME TIME SOMEHOW? :D Somehow while Tavros is with the Lalondes, he meets Gamzee, and oh fuck I am thinking of adults playing fun mindgames once they realize their slaves are passing on the hurt to their “friends.” She has a ball with it and sees it as an accessory to her toy.

Then meeting as adults, Tavros swears he has his head on straight now and Dave and John are very confused as to WTF is going on with the boys. Terezi finds it hilarious, though she makes it a point to quickly study up about what went down. As it is totally her job to know this stuff.

Rose is curiously silent on the subject, which wow way to set off a million alarm bells with others Rose.

Oh nooo that’s so amazingly awful I love it.

Gamzee is the best cutest little accessory! 

Adult Tav is SO SORRY, Gamzee is torn between being pissed at him and also still liking him because they were good bros, John and Dave have NO IDEA. John needles Dave about how he bets his troll boyfriend is having weird troll romance with this other dude, that’s why he’s so weird. (John doesn’t actually know anything about troll romance.)

Karkat still thinks Tavros is a jackass. Terezi is probably inclined to agree when she learns what happened, but also thinks this whole thing is hilarious because yeah, she’s Terezi.

Rose, you are being very suspicious. Everyone begins to interrogate her. Terezi will pry secrets out of her with sexy intimidation! It is the best kind! She swears by it.

And adult Tav is pretty sure he was a jackass too. He gets so horribly guilty about it, it makes Dave very worried. Because his partner being this bothered is not cool by any stretch of the imagination.

Dave is also going to duct tape John to a chair one of these days, and show him the worst of educational films he can of quadrants ed.

Now all I can think of is TereziRose and this is all your fault. My mind wants to put something in with Strifebent with that, which uuuuuh self you have KanayaRose in there already.

Oh no, now I’m imagining Dave going and yelling at Gamzee for making Tavros act weird and feel bad. Could this be the start of a beautiful new rivalry?

(No Dave you don’t want to be kismeses with a subjugglator. You can’t win. He’ll knife-fuck your eye socket.)

John doesn’t see why HE has to know weird alien quadrants. He’s not a troll!

Hehehe. Gamzee sure wouldn’t mind if Terezi’s intimidation got REALLY sexy. ;o)

Rose also has this habit of getting into short black flings with trolls. The first time she and Gamzee and Terezi meet, it’s at some sort of fancy mob party and she and Gamzee end up hatesmooching in a dark cranny for a little while, while Jade and Terezi entertain each other and roll their eyes at their respective charges. (Rose thinks she’s the one in charge of Jade but she’s so, so wrong.) They come back and Terezi eagerly inquires about what kissing humans is like! Rose tries to be as dignified as she can with the back of her dress clawed open.

Dave doesn’t really want that, but his sister may be a horrible influence and in general he’s kind of bad about blackflirting when he’s just trying to fight with someone. He isn’t trying, really, it just kind of happens.

He is the bastard who makes stupid comments all the time, so he is going to understand unless he wants Dave to be more of an asshole. He doesn’t really want Dave to be more of an asshole.

Rose is fairly sure she has spent personal time with the couple far, far more times then is healthy. In other words more then once.

And then there was thoughts of Jade and Rose being adorable. I don’t think you’ve mentioned what Jade is up to here, just Rose. I am going to picture the two of them as a couple now, and fun things like Jade being amused as she deals with sick Rose, as Rose is pretty horrible sick. And getting on like a house on fire with Tavros and being way way too amused to tease the twins about this, as this was before Tavros and Dave got together.

Oh Dave. Terezi jumps in to auspisticize and Karkat is enraged forever.

Pft, John. Yes, you WILL learn. Dave makes Tavros educate him. He records Tavros explaining the quadrants while also being horribly distracted and forces John to listen to it.

Jade and Rose are definitely a couple. The best, most cutest couple. With the most guns.

Also, is ‘like a house on fire’ a good thing or not? I’ve never been able to figure that one out.