All Things Grow

renach4n:

edoro:

renach4n answered your question: Tumblr, poll time! What do I want to write: …

I thought most of your AUs had creepy things happening

Yeah, well, hush.

I mean mutilation rituals in OCstuck.

The clear answer is both. Or to cross them over somehow.

How you manage this with Dave and Tavros being adorable babus with Child Services I don’t know, but uh, that’s what AUs of AUs are for? MAKE THINGS MORE COMPLICATED SOMEHOW.

Tavros as Gamzee’s ex and this is one of the many things Gamzee and Karkat fought about as kids and Tavros and Karkat still fight about it, despite um Gamzee being with Terezi now? John thinks this is funny, Gamzee does not as hey, no stealing his black lover and Terezi is amused but also complains to Karkat about it.

Dave would like his sane life back. And also back the time he wasn’t worried about letting his partner and his bff’s stalker in the same room. (Dave just calls Karkat John’s stalker for no reason. Terezi has been a horrible influence on making Dave like pestering Karkat even more)

Hmmmmm that actually could be interesting…

It would have to be an AU of the AU, though, because in canon OCstuck Terezi is Gamzee’s first concupiscent quadrant fill. Also kind of all of his quadrants? Terezi, what are you even doing. (They make Karkat so angry.)

Right now I’m outlining exactly what kind of fuckery Tavros gets up to, because I can’t just go “AND THEN TAVROS TOYED WITH GAMZEE’S EMOTIONS IN A VERY ASSHOLISH AND CLUMSY MANNER, AND GAMZEE WAS SAD, AND WENT AND HONKED DESOLATELY INTO KARKAT’S ENRAGED EMBRACE, AND THEN KARKAT AND TAVROS KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE MOUTH WHILE ALSO PUNCHING EACH OTHER AND GAMZEE WATCHED BECAUSE THEY’RE HOT AND HE LIKES WATCHING BOYS KISS.”