anxiety level: hungry, lunch has been provided, am unsure of exact lunch procedure + lunch room is full of people, guess imma starve then

to do when i get home and can wrestle my shitty phone into submission: a post about my feelings re: euron and aeron’s relationship when they were younger

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a hilarious joke

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

Bad thing about a writer's mind

6am: Oh what a wonderful dream to wake up from. Now I'll give you five story ideas.

1am: You're tired? Well I'm sorry but I must keep these ideas coming until it's almost 4am and you're dozing off on your computer/notebook.

Shower: I know how you can solve this plot hole.... with this scene.

In a store: That person over there looks like OC... oh! This gives me an idea! Who cares if you have nothing to write it down with.

At a party: Wow... here's a great way to word that scene you can't get down. Too bad in five minutes you won't remember much more than two sentences. From different paragraphs.

Timed test: You know what would be great? Instead of this happening, this happens and I am so glad this brilliant idea makes you want to write and not focus on this geometry question!

While writing at a decent time: Yeah, I got nothing.

rjestudio

IT REALLY IS

AND IVE BEEN STUCK WITH IT FOR MORE THAN A WEEK

luckily my internet will be fixed this Saturday

but jfc

i sure wish i could view images on tumblr mobile

begins to emit an incessant high pitched whining sound

i want a new brain. does someone want to trade. mine can do some cool stuff. the trade off is youll be really fucking crazy all the time, tho. any takers?

ah yes. the thing where i feel like im going to stop being able to breathe. especially fun when it happens shortly before i have to get in a car and sit by myself in rush hour traffic for half an hour.